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corsair 10-09-2010 02:22 PM

رد: الشمس اقرب نجم لنا و اكبر من الارض بمليون مرة و مع ذلك تعتبر لا شىء
 
تسلم ايدك يا ابو حميد علي المعلومات الجميلة ديه وسبحان الله

احمد بدر1978 10-09-2010 02:24 PM

رد: اجابات تلميذ كسلان
 
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المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة corsair (المشاركة 244167)
ههههههههههههههههههههههههه ههه

ماشي يا ابو شلته

صحيح خلي بالك نسيت اقولك اللبن الصناعي هيغلوه الحق هاتلك علبيتن تلاته للعربية عندك لحسن ديه مبتستحملش تقعد من غير رضاعه صناعي ساعتين علي بعض

اسكت خالص اهى من كتر التريقة البامبرزالشكمان كل شوية يقع متعرفش نوع بامبرز شكمان اللزق بتاعة كويس

احمد بدر1978 10-09-2010 02:25 PM

رد: شفتوا غباء زى دة
 
اقتباس:

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة أحمد فاروق سيد (المشاركة 243996)

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حلوة وجامدة جداً
يا أستاذ أحمد



تسلم ايدك يا استاذ احمد جامدة بجد

احمد بدر1978 10-09-2010 02:27 PM

رد: شفتوا غباء زى دة
 
اقتباس:

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة hazem_khidr (المشاركة 243933)
انا بقي كنت اعرف واحد صاحبي في اعداديه
كان مقرر علينا سوره الحجرات نحفظها و هو مش حافظها
و يوم امتحان الدين جاب واحد تحت شباك اللجنه يقرأ الصوره بصوت عالي علشان يقدر يكتب منها الجزء المطلوب في الامتحان!!!!!!

ههههههههههههه
طب حلو انة بيعرف يكتب انا اعرف واحد فى الكلية عايز يتقطع ايدة قبل ما يكتب مدوخنى معاة لازم اخد الكلمة بالشبهه

احمد بدر1978 10-09-2010 02:29 PM

رد: شفتوا غباء زى دة
 
اقتباس:

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة corsair (المشاركة 243985)
ههههههههههههههههههههههههه هههههههههه

ده اكيد صعيدي الواد ده ههههههههههههههههههههههههه هه

والله اجيبلك عم خالد خليفة يطلع روحك ويجيبلك قرايبينة من البلايزة يخرطوك للوز
اقتباس:

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة بدر بسيونى (المشاركة 243990)
ملعوبة ياابو حميد منك وجامدة
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